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QUEEN OF THE WHOLE PACIFIC - A VERY QUEER PAGEANT

By Angelynne Enoka
  Event Organiser, Jonathan Smith and the team this year staged a very queer beauty pageant based on the Los Angeles AIDS fundraising event in the late 90’s. Attending the event were MPs Georgina Beyer and Tim Barnett. It was a beauty pageant glorifying the queer world that Auckland has never seen before and certainly will never forget.

The event was a beauty pageant comprised entirely of drag queens, each representing a country from the Pacific Rim. The 30 beautiful girls represented the nations of the Pacific had been together for the past couple of months, practising and gearing-up to parade with their own flare, creativity and inspiration for the big night of this inaugural event.

Over 500 people at the Skycity Theatre clued to every word said by the hot and spicy MC, Helen Medlyn, clad in her tuxedo and geled hair-do, explaining the significance of the pageant.

The opening number had all the contestants on stage in their national costumes, lip-syncing to Shirley Bassey’s ‘I Am What I Am’, backed-up by the very popular band ‘Pulse’, along with two muscle boys strutting their stuff, escorting the ladies down the catwalk.

Guest performer ‘Buckwheat’ entertained the audience with an Indian number whilst the judges selected the 12 semi-finalists. The contestants were then invited back to the stage for the announcement, with Antartica, Australia, Japan, Tahiti, Guam, Mexico, Costa Rica, USA, Aotearoa, China, Russia and Malaysia qualifying.

The semi-finalists were then interviewed by the MC with the focus on what they would like to achieve during their reign, should they become ‘Queen of the Whole Pacific 2004’. ‘Pulse’ entertained the audience with Abba’s ever popular ‘Dancing Queen’ while the judges selected the top 8 finalists. The judge’s decisions were based on interview skills, costume and poise.

The 8 finalists were: Antartica, Tahiti, Aotearoa, Russia, Australia, USA and China. To show their arty designs, the finalists were required to parade the catwalk wearing national costumes whilst the national anthem of the country they represented played.
 
Miss China was disqualified during her
   

Catwalk of Nations at 'Queen of the Whole Pacific', fundraiser for the NZ Aids Foundation.

Miss Aotearoa's Interview/National Costume entry at 'Queen of the Whole Pacific', fundraiser for the NZ Aids Foundation.

Hon. Judith Tizard crowns the winner Miss Russia at 'Queen of the Whole Pacific', fundraiser for the NZ Aids Foundation.

  interview as she was caught carrying a chicken in her bag, as was Miss Australia, who was disqualified by the director because of her nationality, leaving 6 contestants to compete for the crown.

Miss Japan took the first award of ‘Miss Durex Congeniality 2004’, presented by Fiona Mackay from Durex.

Guest performer Raymond Morgan hit the floor with ‘Walk like a Man’ followed shortly by the talent / artistic category, lead by Miss Antartica, who took to the stage with an original solo piece reflecting life in the Antarctic. Miss Tahiti rocked the crowd with pacific drums and her own version of a Celine Dion number, backed by the Tahitian dancing group. Miss USA gave a lively presentation, capturing the audience with humour. Miss Japan demonstrated her imaginative flare with her own piece entitled ‘Don’t tell Mummy’, accompanied by the two muscle boys. Miss Russia’s presentation included a send-up of Olympic gymnastics events, complete with the accompaniment of two young gymnasts. Miss Aotearoa further lifted the morale with her poi dance, upholding the kiwi spirit to farewell the contestants returning to their homelands.

Guest performer, Cindy of Samoa then impersonated Tina Turner with her version of ‘Simply the Best’, while the remaining girls prepared for their final interview.

Miss Russia (Ivana Vodkashot), supported by House of Mortgages, took the crown, with the judges describing her as “full of surprises”. First runner-up went to Miss Aotearoa (Cheryl Moana Marie), sponsored by Queenie Aotearoa Enterprises and second runner-up went to Miss USA (Ms Gloriousole), supported by the Next Door Bar in Hamilton.

All the contestants were invited back to the stage for the finale and to congratulate the winner of this year’s ‘Queen of the Pacific’.

NZAF Chairman Michael Stevens finished the evening by proudly glorifying the event and thanking everyone who turned-up, for supporting the NZ Aids Foundation Association.
 
 
 

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